It appears that bears are not nature’s only godless killing machines. Now we can add cows to the list. The Denver Post is reporting a Boulder woman was knocked down and her leg stepped on by a cow when she stopped to allow the cow to cross a road. The article quotes Boulder Mountain Bike Alliance vice president Jason Vogel saying the incident was ”odd, rare and random.”

Hmmm, perhaps it was a Longhorn who mistook a woman on a bike for a BCS or Big 12 official.